அட?!

That evening... When i was walking from my college to Chattram bus stand, I got to see a quite big crowd outside a Fruit/Vegetable Stall. Thinking that there must be some serious fights, I moved towards the crowd to see what was happening (as usual)! To my disappointment people were normal and the seller was laughing at a man who was looking at his wife (I guessed this as she gave him a devil look) as though he had faced a great insult!

The lady said,"ஒன்ன கட்டின நாள்லேந்து என்னிக்காவது நீ உருப்படியா ஒரு வேல பண்ணிருக்கியா??? ஹ்ம்ம்?? "

He stood calm! (That comes only through experience!)

She continued... " சொல்றத காதுலையே வாங்கறதில்ல... சொல்லாததெல்லாம் செய் !"

She saw me and proceeded.. ( It was like she wanted me to support her! That was actually funny)
" ஒரு கிலோ உருள கெழங்கு வாங்கி வர சொன்னா இந்த மனுஷன் ஒரு கிலோ சப்போட்டா பழம் வாங்கிருக்கான்! எவ திங்கறது?? என் சின்ன புள்ள கிட்ட சொல்லிருந்தா கூட செரியா வாங்கிருப்பாம்மா! "

Turning to him..."உருள கெழங்குக்கும் சப்போட்டாக்குமே ஒனக்கு வித்தியாசம் தெரியாம போச்சா???? ஹைய்யோ கடவுளே! ! "

Couldn't look at the man's face that expressed the true "SHY"ness ! அவரு ர்ர்ரெம்ப பாவம்-ன்னு தோணுமே??! செரி செரி .....

இப்ப உங்களுக்கு தெரியுதா ன்னு கொஞ்சம் பாருங்க!?! Which is Chikoo?? Checkoo?!!

(A)
OR??

(B)

செம்ம BULB!

Last week Friday night i was starting to Chennai with amma...
Amma was just doing her tasks one by one in a hurry (as usual). I was busy with my laptop in my room. she ran to the balcony to dry the washed clothes . She was jumping to put her Saree over the highest string...but she couldn't! So.. Finally she threw the Saree high. Oops! By then there was a big noise! I was clueless about what might have happened!
Heard a voice after the noise... "Gayathri.... "!!!
yeah yeah... Amma had called my name tragically... Ran there...
To my goodness... She was okay. She asked me to switch on the bulb so that we could detect the origin of the noise...(It was all like Sherlock Holmes and Watson)
I was trying the switches in that darkness. Oh! None of my tries made the bulb glow! I thought "What's wrong???"
Finally when the place was observed with the torch, I found that the bulb was broken! Then how would it Glow????


I was staring at her... But on seeing her face that pitied the broken bulb... I bursted out into a teary laughter!! I couldn't stop that!!
Wow!! a funny climax! But.. She was serious even after that. What e'er! I just had Fun!!!